1: they do not play jazz
2: they are not bastards
2: they are proud of not having attended Berklee School of Music
3: they play for neither Emperor Minge nor The Ska Vengers, even if it looks like they do
4: they stubbornly refuse to write a biography on their facebook info page lest it be lifted wholesale to form the basis of an article and/or listings write ups by grammatically challenged and cliche spouting junior hacks.